A forest were sharks swim

I imagine a world were sharks swim in forest. Me and Shaun are lost in the densest forest possible.Luckily me and Shaun can survive. We would have a supply kit and our supply kit would Include a hunting knife, 2 rifles, a fire making kit, first aid kit, Adobo, a map, and a compass. We can use the rifles to shoot any sharks and use them as a food source. We would use the knife to gut the shark and cook it with Adobo in our fire making kit. We can use the map and compass to navigate a way out of the woods and be free. But if we can't get out of the woods we can thrive and survive with Adobo.