My own school uniform design

If school required uniforms and asked me to design it the uniforms would be awesome. My design theme would be about "The Legends of Zelda". Everybody in the school would be dressed up as goblins and I would be dressed as "fat Link". The goblin uniform would consist of a really brown leather hat, a brownish-mud colored "hay camo" ( army uses to blend in bushes) and brown camo pants. My link uniform would be really comfy . The uniform would consist of a really bright green microfiber hat with gold around it, a Hanes green and gold shirt with the triforce in the middle, and some green pants. The uniforms would come with accessories ; the students would have bows and arrows as part of there uniform while I would have the master sword given to me from the goddess to fight of the goblins and succeed "high school".